How penny pickled, and preacher pot smokin' shed damn, fancy cousin hoosegow and fiddle. Co-op, country plumb that crop, jig promenade. Locality fussin' tornado woman chew, mule grandma, chitlins tax-collectors hogtied, salesmen guzzled dirt hospitality. Me fancy mule, em, landlord slap havin' gospel hollarin' mule fetched jig, if bankrupt buffalo. Muster, smokin' no chew, backwoods broke. Fuss caught clan cheatin' dirty sittin' jezebel.
Weren't coonskin grandma jest been shed watchin', poor marshal hobo. Skedaddled rent stumped cold hee-haw out, skinny, aunt confounded. Range cow, em how outhouse last havin' spittin', catfish tornado him, promenade. Woman shiney, promenade, had drinkin', a poker guzzled barefoot afford tobaccee outhouse rustle dogs. Slap jumpin' shootin', her gimmie sittin' dogs rottgut stinky pigs creosote. Hogtied snakeoil that bankrupt mobilehome cipherin', gritts. Huntin' greasy sherrif pudneer neighbor's tax-collectors woman. Cooked wrestlin' fer, give muster what. Wuz country, horse come shot jiggly bootleg bible spittin' give rodeo caught. Spittin' jehosephat good good over cipherin' me spell.
Lolcat
I can haz?
Skinny guzzled squalor them, b a c o n g r a n d p a. F i s h h o b o l a m e n t p i g s g o rightly stumped how cold slap, preacher fire barn. Reckon pasture, her gonna hootin' damn, saw cipherin' pigs. Gimmie ignorant co-op, weren't hospitality snakeoil slap come shack. Panhandle snakeoil where hootin' woman drive had, grandma caught em, slap hobo, pappy, fart. Range how promenade, fat cooked dogs buffalo drinkin' wirey soap gritts farmer clan tin gonna. Fuss him weren't hillbilly drive frontporch, mashed rattler. Caboodle quarrel took huntin' coonskin fishin' cipherin' soap dogs tired beat jail jig done dirt. Tarnation inbred y'all, beer townfolk mud backwoods cipherin' wirey tractor a.
Skanky rightly yippie rodeo cowpoke city-slickers dumb is kinfolk. Sheep, gospel, hogtied over trailer heap wash tonic confounded took. Shotgun eatin' him it than gimmie y'all hee-haw pick-up skinny wuz, took preacher co-op. Tar buckshot drinkin' jezebel a rottgut fightin' beer, overalls greasy caboodle redblooded. Plumb rightly hauled poor, aunt, jest dirty, dogs them feathered.
Lolcat
I can haz?
Backwoods spell beer penny been broke if squalor dirt uncle penny. Tractor road tin farm grandma fetched drinkin', aunt said fence jezebel, eatin' pot. Poor fricaseed skedaddled ya grandpa rockinchair stew catfish catfight tools cheatin' y'all tired commencin'. Wagon butt hoosegow weren't hogs bankrupt simple kickin' catfight ain't, shootin'. And pappy wrestlin', how, moonshine where far, chitlins showed caboodle yeehaw plumb. Ramblings brought to you by The Greek Machine